How much revenue did All Noobs must die make?

$81–$219 after Steam's roughly 30% cut, derived from the copies estimate and its price.

How many copies did All Noobs must die sell?

Q: How many copies did All Noobs must die sell?

99 to 161 copies, based on its 4 Steam reviews. This is a labeled estimate from the review count, not exact sales.

Estimated copies sold: ≈ 99–161; $81–$219 after Steam's cut $148–$337 before the cut; from 4 reviews (4 user reviews); Thin evidence: 4 reviews. That range swings on one or two people, so read it as a hint, not a measurement.

A labeled estimate from the public review count (adjusted for release year), not exact sales. Owner data cross-checked with SteamSpy.

Does this actually work?

We left All Noobs must die out and predicted the genre from its 8 similar games. Every figure here, including All Noobs must die's, is estimated from Steam reviews, not self-reported sales.

Copies, estimated from reviews

typical (middle half) 1.6M–5.9M

best case 11.4M (POSTAL 2)

Games like All Noobs must die

The middle of these games

≈ 1.6M–5.9M copies

≈ $8.6M–$27.7M after Steam's cut

from ~31k reviews

Only the top fifth of 2019’s Steam releases earned about $34k gross, so plan for that or less.

All 8 of your similar games are hits.

Best case: POSTAL 2 at ≈ 8.7M–14.1M copies, ≈ $23.8M–$64.0M after Steam's cut.

The genre you'd be entering

Your set: Your set clusters on Comedy (7 of 8) and Open World (5 of 8).
The winners: Winners here lead with Violent + Dark Humor, priced around $10.
The era: The games you compared span 2006 to 2013, and none of them shipped in the last two years.

How these numbers were worked out

A hit here: 1,000+ reviews, roughly $150k+ before Steam's cut (a standard indie benchmark).

Copies come from each game's reviews times a sales-per-review rate of about 79, then widened into a range; revenue rides on that estimate times price. Source: GameDiscoverCo (2020) and VG Insights (2021).

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