How much revenue did Please, Don’t Touch Anything make?

An estimated 354k to 951k net after Steam's roughly 30% cut, derived from the copies estimate and its price.

How many copies did Please, Don’t Touch Anything sell?

Q: How many copies did Please, Don’t Touch Anything sell?

An estimated 258k to 419k copies, based on its 6k Steam reviews. This is a labeled estimate from the review count, not exact sales.

Estimated copies sold: ≈ 258k–419k; $354k–$951k net $643k–$1.5M gross; from 6k reviews (Very Positive)

A labeled estimate from the public review count (adjusted for release year), not exact sales. Owner data cross-checked with SteamSpy.

Does this actually work?

We left Please, Don’t Touch Anything out and predicted the genre from its 8 similar games. Every figure here, including Please, Don’t Touch Anything's, is estimated from Steam reviews, not self-reported sales.

Copies, estimated from reviews

typical (middle half) 957k–2.0M

best case 5.4M (Papers, Please)

The Pixel Graphics lane

A big, proven genre: most sell around 1.2M copies.

A typical game

≈ 1.2M copies

≈ $9.5M after Steam's cut

from ~34k reviews

Best case

≈ 5.4M copies

Papers, Please · ≈ $20.9M after Steam's cut

from 80k reviews

Copies and revenue are rough lifetime estimates from the review count; typical figures are medians per column, so they can come from different games.

The lane you'd be entering

Winners here lead with Indie + Political, priced around $10.
The games you compared span 2013 to 2021, a lane with a long track record.
A typical game here lands in Diamond ($1M+ before Steam's cut, est.). Tiers: Chris Zukowski's benchmark tiers.

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